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This post wasn’t supposed to be so many hours late today but then I became super busy last night* (*decided to not do anything except lay on the couch like a blob) so SORRYNOTSORRY. Anyway. I used to...
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Now that both kids can speak (mostly) coherently and usually speak at the same time, I guess it really is the end of distinct Cool Story, Bro and That’s What She Said posts. I don’t really know what to...
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Me: UGHHHH. I wish it wasn’t Halloween… Shannon: Babe. We get to talk around with little kids and get candy tonight. It’s gonna be great. Me: Babe. I don’t like little kids or candy… Shannon: Okay, so...
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Me: Madden, what do you want for Christmas? Madden: How ’bout guns? I want guns and big trucks. Emma: No! We don’t talk about guns. Madden: I want to talk about guns in Mommy’s car! Emma: BUT NOT IN...
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While practicing spelling words by just hearing them, not looking at them, Me: Spell “have.” Emma: H…I…V…? Me: OMGNO. Okay. Spell “did.” Emma: D-I-D. Me: YES! Emma: D-I-D. DOUBLE Ds! For daddy! Me and...
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We have insane herds of geese that fly overhead our house on their way south each year, honking the whole time, Madden: Um, mommy? The birds keep screaming outside. They keep yelling for their...
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Bad-mood-Emma in full effect, after I made a joke to cheer her up and everyone except her laughed at it, Emma: That’s not even funny. Me: Emma. UGH. Why are you always hating on me when I’m just trying...
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After getting in trouble the day before for saying “hate,” and being schooled on how to talk about like v. dislike scenarios, Me: Do you guys want some oatmeal? Emma: No. I un-like oatmeal. + Madden:...
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It’s been too damn long since I’ve done one of these, so I spent way too long going through my phone and ponying all these convos up. Enjoy, Farrah 😉 + While eating cereal for dinner one night, after I...
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Driving home from the grocery store on a weekend afternoon, angry because they know nap comes after lunch, Me: What do you want for lunch? Emma: NOTHING. Madden: Yeah, because we don’t like nothing. We...
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